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I like life. It's something to do.
Ronnie Shakes
I am not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine.
Fritz Perls
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Totie Fields
"Don't take life seriously because you can't come out of it alive."
"Everything has been figured out, except how to live."
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)
"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must."
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873)
"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."
- Antoine de Saint Exupery
"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
- Jimi Hendrix
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
- Mario Andretti
"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
- Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
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Tikros Baikos (is Info Tilto)
Musu miegamojo lubomis nakti garsiai vaiksto kaimynas (is skundo)
Reikalinga aukle (3m.) (is skelbimo)
Pataisyti negaliu, nes man truksta mazycio varztelio (laikrodininkas klientui)
Idekite man i kelnes nauja automata, nes senasis sugedo (siuvykloje)
Priimsiu gyventi vaikina, galinti paruosti pamokas 8-os klases mokiniui (skelbimas ant stulpo)
Paroda veika kasdien, isskyrus pirmadienius, treciadienius, penktadienius ir sekmadienius (skelbimas ant duru)
Sumazinti 5c vairuotojui sedyne (is defektinio akto)
Priimu gyventi mergina, dirbancia dviem pamainom (skelbimas)
Jusu galvoje nieko nera (rentgeno kabinete)
Einam ant puodelio (kvietimas kavos)
Pasverkite pusgalvi su dviem kojom (mesos parduotuveje)
Mesa su pikantisku kvapeliu (is valgiarascio)
Dekite mano smegenis i maiseli (mesos parduotuveje)
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